Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Legend Returns!!!!

Hockey fans take note! After 14 years in hibernation nursing a psychological injury that denied the sport of hockey a gift, I have returned. Unknown to the sporting world a conspiracy led by Gretzky and Lemieux tampered with both the NHL scouting and drafting regimes compromising what should have been the coming of passage of most prolific goal scorer in history of the game . My sense of destiny and Canadian pride have brought me out of retirement...aside from the Rocky movie marathon on Sunday :) Is it possible I am able to take on Crosby as the true Nova Scotia hockey phenomenon? Humbly...I take this challenge on, not for me but for you those seeking inspiration in these down economic times.
I am playing in a work inter mural league wearing a Russian professional hockey jersey "quietly" preparing. I have a young Russian female trainer who is dedicated to me day and night! and day! and night! :)To you the dedicated fans of Scoop I will do you proud. Stay tuned....Scoop.

4 comments:

h said...

All I can say is, I am speechless.. yes speechless!

Anonymous said...

Are those a specially sized pair of the double-bladed kids learner skates ??? Or a regular grown-up pair ???

Peter said...

no playoff tickets for either of you!

DPH said...

How's that "bench warming" thing been going ???